Archive for May, 2013

SIDE EFFECTS

Posted: May 13, 2013 in Uncategorized

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3 STARS!

Well we never seen that  coming.

We  have decided to make our movie reviews short like you would see on Rotten Tomatoes. Speaking of Rotten Tomatoes,   Reviews of the Tube fans have been asking why I’m not a “top critic” on their site  so If you  want that you must email, tweet, call or however you can get the memo to them.   Now onto SIDE EFFECTS:

Side Effects is a brilliant/ mystery thriller and Hollywood should take notice this is how it’s done.  Great acting all around  but  especially by Jude Law.  With twist and turns Side Effects  just get’s it right. Side Effects has to be  in the conversation for best movie of 2013

3 STARS! (OUT OF 4)

THE LAST STAND

Posted: May 10, 2013 in Uncategorized

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2  1/2   STARS OUT OF 4

The Last Stand got killed by critics and in  the box office and I don’t really understand why?  You knew what you were getting from the trailer and you knew what you were getting from ARNOLD. The Last Stand is by no means a awful movie in fact I enjoyed it a ton. Yeah The Last Stand is not The Departed or The Town but it’s not trying to be either. It’s a cheesy classic Arnold Schwarzenegger action flick plain and simple.  The movie did have a decent plot and the only difference really from The Last Stand than older Schwarzenegger movies is he is now 65 years old and shoots more with guns than hand to hand combat. I applaud Arnold for The Last Stand, for the guy to be out of Hollywood for 10 years he came back with a solid action flick. The movie kept me interested till the very end and there was some well done violence and car chasing scenes. So instead of these so called critics bashing this film maybe take The Last Stand for what it really is a good time. These snob critics that work for these main stream news papers just want to show the world they are to smart for a movie like this. After all if it don’t have subtitles and it’s not a independent drama about someone dying of a horrible disease then the movie sucks in their pathetic minds. You know what I will stick to cheesy action movies and I will have a good time watching movies like The Last Stand because after all isn’t watching a movie supposed to be a good time? The Last Stand is a good time…

MAYhem Movie Month!

Posted: May 6, 2013 in Uncategorized

Its May that means it’s Mayhem Movie Month where we will review a ton of movies coming  to or out on DVD and showing at theatres!

Some of the films you will be seeing reviews for are

PARKER

THE LAST  STAND

THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES

THE NUMBERS STATION

 

and a ton more, those are just the ones we are currently REVIEWING as I type this now. So skip rotten tomatoes and skip those smug “were to smart for action movies” critics. We at the Reviews of the tube review the movies you actually want and will see. So if you are looking for a  indie foreign drama this is not the place for you